Omega Squad Report 2: Thou missed the Christmas date, you spoony dolt!

Note to self, get new keyboard. This oracle just doesn't fit the job. Anyway, it's your favorite Sangheili, and we have news on the latest and greatest of the Halo community. Now, just in case you don't know, our favorite Machinima Arby 'n' the Chief just had its latest episode removed by this heretic by the name of Mohammad Pabel Miah. This heretic is also accused of removing several videos of popular nature, like Nigahiga's famous How to be Gangster and How to be Emo vids. Why this guy is claiming copyright on obvious original vids, I have no clue. Hopefully we'll get some Intel on the situation so we can bomb them all to human hell!

Anyway, on to the recent multiplayer media. Recently, Bungie has announced that these latest products would be their last Halo products. Once Halo Wars, Halo 3: ODST, Halo: Chronicles, and the famous Halo Movie are released, that's it. Why is this a big deal? Well, coupled with the newest updates, such as the end of Big Team, the resetting of ranks, and the catering to the MLG community, ordinary Halo players have revolted. Bungie had to send a contingent of MLGers and Flamiteers (The Musketeers with the Flaming Helmet) to vanquish the threat of a growing scourge in a Forge game in Sand Tarp. Players, apparently, were trying to crack the coding and unlock Elephants in the Forge list, allowing them to create an army. The result was chaotic. Because the respawn times for betrayals were enormous, coupled with the fact that nearly everyone had Fuel Rods, Gravity Hammers, Rocket Launchers, and Missile Pods, explosions were everywhere. By the time it was over, the players had gained a few ranks, the Flamiteers' helmets no longer sparkled, the MLG players had lost their cocky demeanor, and the Banhammer, yes, the Banhammer itself was lost in the sands. With their inability to ban, the players quickly fled, leaving only destruction in their wake.

Sand Tarp was officially shut down from all Multiplayer assets for 24 straight hours while they further locked the coding for Elephants, and a new Banhammer was immediately sent to assembly to be made. Unfortunately, the word got out, and before Bungie could use their new Banhammer, a new torrent of lolcat and porn fileshares, as well as sexually offensive maps had made its way onto Bungie.net itself. It took forever for the mess to be cleaned up. It STILL is being cleaned up. However, now that that approach has been quelled, rumors have sprouted of a new attempted to hax into Bungie.net's server by way of the missing shield doors in Epilogue and Boundless. Bungie moderators are surveying the maps for any sight of the modders, but so far, so good. Now, just because it said that the Banhammer is gone doesn't mean you shouldn't go putting in a Scarab gun in your latest Matchmaking game, folks. Bungie's already made a new one, and anyone that even shows the slightest hint of suspicious activity will be brought in for questioning. Any sign of modding shown will result in immediate banning. This is Grundo, and that's the latest.

Grundo 'Fishon