As the plumes of sand from one of the usual storms in Sandtrap receded, Spartans and Elites took eager steps out from the cover of their bases and Elephants and began their fighting once more. But it was quickly discovered that all was not as it had been, for a mysterious ship had been unearthed and sat half buried in the minefield.
After examining Theater Films of the scene, Bungie Officials have concluded that it is either an ancient Forerunner Capital Ship from The Forerunner-Flood war, or an escape pod from the Aegis Fate.
"It's interesting, I can tell you that" A purple elite commented, shifting nervously back and forth and rubbing some sand off his shoe. "I'm a regular player right around here, and I've never seen anything like it. It makes me wonder what else is down there..."
But all changed when a Brown Hayabusa and Katana wearing Sliver SPARTAN snuck in during a King of the Hill and managed to squeeze the ship into his fileshare. Bungie workers are aghast at the loss of such a commodity, and a group of angry Lieutenants send angry messages at the loss of the canceled investigation they were to start the next day.
The SPARTAN says that he will sell the item for Fifty Kazzilion Ninety Cabillion Fifty Millon and Two FORGE DOLLARS to anyone willing to pay up. The equivalent of 95,863,497,733.80 pesos in Spanishland.
As of tomorrow, Bungie employees, protected by 1337 players, will stage a meeting in an undisclosed Custom Game, but for now, we must wait. This is Rtan 'Santee signing out.
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